Free the Hamsters!

Posted on Monday, January 3rd, 2005, 10:19 PM

While watching “Garden State” (great movie…rent it!) tonight, I had a thought…

Hamsters are always running themselves to death on their wheels. The incident in the film isn’t the first time I’ve heard of this happening. My nephew had several hamsters who self-inflicted heart attacks by using their wheels.

Why, you ask? I think I know. They’re trying to escape. (Honestly, not much of a reach but it *is* the first time I’ve considered this.) Hamsters are well known for their escape tactics. So it stands to reason that a hamster would think that if he ran far enough that maybe he’d get free, right? So perhaps that’s why they kill themselves on the wheel. They’re just trying to run far enough so they can get out.

Isn’t that just too sad?

So I say, if they’re so desperate to get out that they’d run themselves to a heart attack, perhaps they shouldn’t be caged in the first place. Free the hamsters! Imagine how many hamster lives may be saved.

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5 Comments

  1. Gravatar Posted by mojo shivers (1 comments.) 01.3.2005, 11:10 pm

    Hamsters should not be free. Don’t you know what you’d have if you let the hamsters free? You’d have wild, roving pack of hamsters. They’d be grazing across the prairie like buffalo, except there’d be tens of thousands of them. Nothing is worse than a hamster stampede.

  2. Gravatar Posted by Whymrhymer (1 comments.) 01.3.2005, 11:32 pm

    Free the hamsters — see the cats grin!

  3. Gravatar Posted by j 01.4.2005, 1:48 am

    Actually, the hamsters are trying to run as fast as they could so that the barrier of dimension of time will get broken and time travel will be made possible. They want to go back to the past when hamsters were not caged by humans and they were left alone.

  4. Gravatar Posted by Anonmous 01.4.2005, 2:23 am

    Or maybe…hmmmm…I don’t know…people can just get rid of the hamster wheel. Problem solved.

  5. Gravatar Posted by Fuzzy 01.4.2005, 8:27 am

    It’s Hamster Darwinism. If a hamster is dumb enough to run in place until it dies, it probably *should* be removed from the gene pool. We had hamsters growing up (and my family still has hamsters) and have never had this problem *shrug*


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