2005 September 21 — slackermama . com

See? Another TV entry.

9:05pm - WTF??? First thought: who is this? Sawyer? Locke? Seems to be from about fifteen years ago or so… lava lamp, old time computer, old time stereo. What the hell did this guy just drink? Hears a noise… reveals amazing weapons cache before going to…periscope? Telescope? First guess is more accurate. Shows outside the “room” this mystery guy is in…down a tunnel, up a shaft… Hey Locke and Jack! Nice to see you! Good God.

9:07pm - They want to go IN the hatch? Are they batshit?

9:08pm - John: “I’m gonna go get the dynomite we didn’t use and go back to the caves.” Uh. Maybe you better leave that there, camper. Remember Arzt?

9:11pm - Lost Vincent. That’s a running theme with these premiere episodes. Couldn’t find him last year either.

9:12pm - Quarantine on the hatch door. GREAT. Now they let out the bubonic plague or whatever it is that killed all those people 16 years ago.

9:14pm - My mouth is literally hanging open. Wet Walt? WTF?? Why is he wet? What was he saying? AAAUUUGH! That freaked my shit out.

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Commercial Break: I wanna see Serenity. I miss Joss Whedon. I’m so sick of Commander in Chief ads. Enough already. It doesn’t look like THAT great a show.

9:19pm - Don’t knock being able to sleep in every morning. Hurley rocks. :lol at the meteorite. Woot on dissing Jack’s bedside manner!

9:23pm - Jack, listen to your father. For once. When are we going to see what happened to guys on the former raft?

9:25pm - K thinks the “war” between Jack and Locke will be Science vs. Religion (or in this case, faith rather). Good theory.

Commercial break: I’ve never been into these Tim Burton cartoon’s. Just not my thing, I guess. I must have an iPod nano. Seriously. AUGH! Commander in Chief *again*!

9:31pm - Way to diss Jack, Kate! Love it! It’s “Diss Jack” night, apparently.

9:35pm - Damn, I love Locke. Love the wisecrack about Kate getting eaten down the shaft. We all know that won’t happen. Shot maybe, eaten no.

9:37pm - If I were Kate I’d be wetting my drawers. Or worse. WTF!! Big light! Damn, I sure hope Kate isn’t toast. K thinks Kate got snatched by the dude. Likely, but where’d the light come from??

Commercial break: I only liked Orlando in LOTR. Is that strange? Yeah, I’ll be watching Invasion. Cuz that blonde lady freaks me out.

9:43pm - Where’d Locke go? Jack’s at the hatch, but no Locke. Freaked. Hey, at least Jack is wrapping his hands. Locke would have been well advised to do the same, judging from the bloody palms from before the break. And down he goes…

9:46pm - You know, I really don’t care about Jack’s past with Sarah. I really don’t. That meeting with Desmond was a bit… creepy.

9:48pm - Hey, flashlight still works! Okay, there’s the light. Just a floodlamp. Looks like… a bunker?? Shoes? Whose shoes? Is that the switch for the light? Probably. Mural on the wall… interesting. Shrine? Magnet! Is that… a camera? Okay, the music freaks me out. Control room? What the HELL? K says its a supercomputer. I’ll take his word for it. Oh, there’s Locke! And…. a friend. Who the hell??

Commercial break: I love this American Express commercial with Kate Winslet. She’s the bomb. Okay, that’s the second commercial this very break for Just Like Heaven.

9:56pm - Okay, enough with Jack and Sarah. Let’s get back to the good stuff!

9:58pm - Who is it?? Where’s Kate? He’s got an accent. Put down the GUN Jack. WOAH. It’s Desmond!!!! Did I call that or WHAT????

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Get the word out:

Doesn’t it seem like a good majority of my posts this week are about television shows? (Warning: there will be more, trust me.) Doesn’t this make you think I’m vastly uncultured and have the activity level of a squash and am terribly dull as a result?

If so, I can’t blame you and you’re probably right.

Regardless here are some television inspired thoughts:

My Name is Earl really does rock. Honestly. Please watch it.
There was an old Cosby Show repeat on Nick @ Nite last night that is probably my favorite Cosby Show episode of all: where the Huxtables at large decide to teach Theo a lesson about the real word and make him rent out his own bedroom. LOVE IT.
We caught the very end of the Dancing with the Stars “dance-off” and I reaffirm my belief that Kelly Monaco is a no-talent hack. The only thing that girl CAN do is shake her hips which she does often and vigorously. Big freaking deal. I *so* voted for John O’Hurley. I hope you did too. You did, DIDN’T YOU?
Lost premieres tonight. SQUEE!! I’m so excited I can barely think straight. Loves ma Lost. Expect a full recounting of my horror/delight/frustration, etc in the morning. (or later tonight if I’m *really* horrified/delighted/frustrated)

And totally not about TV but falls under the entertainment category so SHUTIT:

I finished Halo 2 this afternoon. Yes, *again*. But this was on the previously mentioned “Heroic” difficulty setting. True, K helped some (but *shh* don’t tell him I probably could have done it all myself and considerably better too. ;)) but the fact of the matter is, I finished it off, I played the bulk of it. I ROCK. No, I will not be trying “Legendary”. I’m not insane, people. But I may go back through and play the first Halo a time or two, different difficulty settings. Gotta keep myself “limber” for Halo 3 this spring!