It’s true. It’s happened. The world has completely turns on its ever-freaking ear and Tom Cruise has impregnated a woman. And not just any woman. Katie “Deer in the Headlights” Holmes.
Actual conversation where I heard the news:
[05/10/2005 02:43 PM] K: ewwwwww
[05/10/2005 02:43 PM] Me: what?
[05/10/2005 02:44 PM] K: Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom’s demon spawn
[05/10/2005 02:44 PM] Me: :O
[05/10/2005 02:44 PM] Me: X-O
[05/10/2005 02:45 PM] Me: Okay, you know at the beginning of Season 4 Red Vs Blue? Where the orange guy is all screaming NO!! (i keep forgetting his name) Well, that’s me.
[05/10/2005 02:47 PM] K: grif?
[05/10/2005 02:47 PM] Me: yeah, i think so
[05/10/2005 02:48 PM] Me: yeah grif
[05/10/2005 02:48 PM] Me: where they’re back at bloodgulch or whatever and he’s all screaming no and they start shooting at him?
[05/10/2005 02:48 PM] K: hehe
[05/10/2005 02:48 PM] K: old letch
[05/10/2005 02:48 PM] K: he should be ashamed of himself
[05/10/2005 02:49 PM] K: i always knew she was the slut……..bomb
[05/10/2005 02:51 PM] Me: LOL
{ 3 comments }
kiwi (37 comments.) 10.05.05 at 4:54 pm
Oh dear God they reproduced!
Denise 10.05.05 at 6:01 pm
“it’s the end of the world as we know it….”
and all this time the media said he had no swimmers.
Ahhh….ya gotta love the “fairness” of life.
girlundone (1 comments.) 10.06.05 at 1:05 pm
god help us all.
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