Okay, I’m just going to warn you now; small children and people with weak stomachs should probably skip this entry. Because the title? Wasn’t just being cute. I’m serious when I say what I am about to tell you is probably the most disgusting thing a person can ever tell another person. It’s *so* disgusting, in fact, that I’m going to put it in spoiler tags. Because I don’t want any emails tomorrow complaining about how I made someone throw up or have nightmares or something. I warned you, read this one at your own peril.
So it’s a well known fact that dogs like nasty things. It’s also well known that dogs like to sneak into kitty litter boxes because of the aforementioned well known fact. Dogs are just GROSS that way. Our dog has been known to do this a time or two. Usually when she’s bored or hungry. Tonight, she may have been both. I don’t know.
Around 7pm, I was playing Halo on the PC when I smelled something *nasty* coming from the laundry room where the cats box is. I knew the box hadn’t been cleaned in several days and we were having company for the weekend so I told K that is needed to be cleaned. Because, of course, the cat box is off limits for me in my gestating state. He said he’d get to it that night before bed.
Well, a couple hours later, the whole gang of us are sitting in the living room, yakking and watching tv. The dog is nestled next to my lap when all the sudden, she just let’s loose. I mean, this dog has puked on many an occasion, but often there’s *some* sort of warning. Not this time. Just puke city. And it only takes about two seconds before everyone in the room knows exactly what made her puke. Because the absolutely WORST smell immediately filled the room.
I’m serious, people. You thought cat poop smelled bad? You thought vomit smelled bad? Try mixing the two. It’s all knew highs of EVIL. I had to leave the room, I just could not handle it. In fact, just about everyone left the room. Luckily, we have a steam cleaner so K was able to rid the house of the foulness fairly quickly but DANG. I can only hope those of you out there in Blogland never have to experience that stink. It’s seven kinds of hell.
And that is why I had to protect this post from innocent eyes. It was just THAT BAD.
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This is me. I'm a thirtysomething stay at home mom to three kids. For years I was a stay at home mom to one kid and trying very hard to have more. It took a LONG time (ie: 6 1/2 years), but finally Liam arrived and charmed us with his blue eyes and ginormous, round head. Then we got a shock: I was pregnant again and this time it was a GIRL. Our hearts and home are full at last and now that we're done having babies, we get to relax (snort) and watch them grow (not too fast now, you hear?). Thanks for coming by, feel free to dip into my archives, read my About and History pages (just don't do Jackson's Story without tissues!) and make yourself at home.
