Everyone probably knows about my well-document discontent with our cats.? Specifically with Tiger, Chief Cat Brat of the family.? We’re still hoping we’ll be lucky enough to wake up one morning and find them mysteriously missing.? That’d be a great day.
We were browsing around Petco this afternoon, admiring the artful way with which they’d rearranged the store.? The first “area” we happened upon was the reptile habitat.? I love looking at the reptile habitat.? Okay, maybe not the spiders…. or the scorpions… or the giant black millipede we saw today.? Those freak me out.? But everything else is just so cool!? Like the snakes, which I have absolutely no phobia about, or the chameleons whose eyes are just the coolest thing ever to watch. But my favorite?? the bearded dragons.? I *love* those things, and have for years.? K things they’re rockin’ too.? So I told him that when we finally manage to rid ourselves of the cats, we can get a bearded dragon.
If that’s not proper motivation, I don’t know what is. And a mighty good trade at the same time.
So, I’m (still) taking suggestions on how best to rid ourselves of two fairly useless cats.? I am interested in all ideas, so don’t censor yourselves.? Don’t be shy! And if you yourself are interested in the gruesome twosome, remember: I’ll pay airfare.? For the cats, not you. 
