Slacking at it’s finest

Posted on Tuesday, October 9th, 2007, 2:30 PM

It’s not that I want to be a slacker.  I just am.  My laziness has been something I’ve battled with my entire life.  But I haven’t battled too hard.  I don’t want to give you the wrong impression.  I remember being in 8th grade science class, where we studied “Physical Science”.  6th grade had been “Earth Science” and 7th grade was “Life Science” (sex ed and dissections, oh my!).  Physical was more about physics and stuff.  And of all three, I enjoyed it the most because it seemed so practical.  And it explained a lot of things that I had always wondered about.  One of the things I learned about in that class was the Law of Inertia.  And that basically means “a body a rest tends to stay at rest; a body in motion tends to stay in motion.”  I’ve always thought this particular law applied to me very well.

If I’m moving around and getting a lot of things done and keeping myself motivated, I can get a lot accomplished.  I finish out my days feeling as if I’ve done something worthwhile and a dent has been made in things.  Unfortunately, that doesn’t happen a lot.  Because I tend to find my body at rest a lot.  And my body, once at rest, likes to stay at rest.  The motivation that is required to get me going again is nearly quadrupled.

This is why I sit here, at 2:30 in the afternoon, happily enrobed in my pajamas (albeit stained pajamas, I dribbled a little of my lunch on the shirt), doing anything I can to avoid doing any actual work online or off and watching “Spongebob Squarepants” with Harry while Liam runs around the (babyproofed) living room, parking Hot Wheels cars at whim.  I did do laundry earlier, but that probably doesn’t count.  It wasn’t all the laundry, just Harry’s (however if you saw Harry’s laundry, you’d realize it counts for the laundry of three people).

I wish I wasn’t so lazy.  I’d like to be one of those women who has an immaculate house and has cookies baking in the oven and does crafts with her children.  I’m just… not.

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6 Comments

  1. Gravatar Posted by Loralee 10.9.2007, 5:12 pm

    I suffer from a huge, horrible streak of LAZY. So bad that it takes over my life. Not the “Oh, I never have enough time” said from mothers who PTA, shuttle kids to lessons, and are busy, busy all the time. It is the “Oh, I watched 4 hours of TV today, let the kids pack their lunches and then blogged for another 4 hours L-A-Z-Y. I’m trying to change that, but we’ll see. My lazy is hard to conquer. :S

  2. Gravatar Posted by cagey 10.9.2007, 6:45 pm

    Ah, honey. Per usual, you are WAY too hard on yourself. I will never be the type to bake for my kids and I am unapologetic. I might do crafts but nothing that involves anything “drippy”. Hell’s Bells - is that not what preschool is for? And my house? Never, ever immaculate.

    You are in good company! Just enjoy your kids. Let the rest go. :-)

  3. Gravatar Posted by Michelle 10.10.2007, 5:02 am

    Goodness, if you were one of those women, I don’t think we could be friends. They scare me. It’s just not natural. I mean, come on! Those are the kind of women who probably like Martha Stewart, and she makes her own marshmallows!! And that’s INSANE! I hate going to those kinds of houses that are always immaculate, like I’m going to screw it up just by being there. I’m a slacker too — in fact, right before I read your blog I was thinking to myself “glad I don’t have anything to do today cuz I just don’t feel like it”. I’m glad we’re friends, so don’t turn into one of those crazy ladies who makes me feel like I’m not doing a good enough job at my house.

  4. Gravatar Posted by brit 10.10.2007, 9:45 pm

    any day that ends in pajamas is a great day…those people with immaculate houses?? their kids will need way more therapy than ours….

  5. Gravatar Posted by Isabel 10.11.2007, 2:49 pm

    I’m the same way. It’s almost a good thing I have to go to work every morning or I’d never get out of bed.

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