As you all know, I am currently fighting a particular virulent strain of The Plague. And lo, The Plague doth suck. Otherwise it wouldn’t be called The Plague. It’d be called Sunshine and Fairies. But The Plague is definitely NOT Sunshine and Fairies, so The Plague it is.
Friday was DEFINITELY the worst of it. It’s amazing what a simple thing like TAKING MEDICATION does for The Plague. WHO KNEW? Why didn’t I take anything on Friday? Let’s review, shall we?
- I couldn’t find the mondo bottle of generic Tylenol we used to have sitting around here. Then I recalled that Kile once saying that we used it all.
- I did have a bottle of Ibuprofen horse-pills left-over from when I had Evie in my laptop bag but I checked and all there was was an EMPTY BOTTLE (thanks, Kile, I owe you one) (I thought leaving the empty bottle was a nice touch though).
- By the time I realized I was righteously screwed in The Plague department, my brain was somewhat addled. I blame the temperature extremes my body was having to endure.
- I swear to GOD, I looked in the medicine cabinet in both our bathroom and in Harry’s bathroom as well (even though I knew there was nothing in his besides Spiderman toothpaste and anti-cavity fluoride rinse).
- I figured I would “tough it out” because, dude, it’s only The Plague! How bad could it be?
- Oh, it could be BAD.
- By bedtime Friday, I would have taken narcotics if I had been able to find any. But I was seriously lucky to have the wherewithal to get myself upstairs and in bed by that point. Honestly, looking back, I have no recollection of how I did it.
- God finally took pity on me halfway through the night and took away the aches and pains in my joints. That was seriously causing me so much grief I cannot even describe to you the awfulness. Just trust me. IT WAS BAD.
- However, the flip side of this was waking up with one of those searing headaches that when you stand up, you practically fall back onto the floor. I felt that a glass of ice water would surely help. (??)
- It didn’t.
- Kile got up a couple hours later (WTF, Kile?) and I went on a scavenger mission. This is when I discovered the box of Theraflu in the medicine cabinet. (!!) And the bottle of Tylenol PM on the counter. HELLO?? Why didn’t I see those things the night before? The Tylenol PM was going to do me no good since it was no longer nighttime, but the Theraflu I could definitely use so I did. And though it tasted like an old sock, it dulled my headache and made me feel human again. Whoopee!
- I felt SO human that later on that evening we even left the house. GASP. To get medicine! Whoopee!
- It was about this time that I thought, “Huh. Why didn’t I ask Kile to stop at the store and get me some medicine on his way home from work when I called him Friday afternoon to see when he was coming home?” D’oh!
- (Though, is it just me or should Kile have thought of this himself? I was obviously not possessing the mental capacity to think of this stuff on my own and since he was in custody of his full mental faculties, he should have thought at some point, “Hmm, maybe my wife could use some cold medicine?” You think he at least could have found the Theraflu and Tylenol PM, if not offered to make a night-run to the store to get me some much, much, MUCH needed relief.)
- (But I won’t hold against him.)
- (Much.)
I felt okay yesterday too, so we went to the mall. I hope I didn’t infect anyone there. We wanted to get some portraits done of Liam and Evie at Sears but had forgotten that Sears Portrait Studio SUCKS and that’s why we stopped taking Harry there all those years ago. WHOOPS. So that was a no-go. Oh well. At least I got out of the house.
And here I am today. Still suffering from The Plague, though Tylenol Cold and some cough drops have severely lessened it’s bite. Woo hoo!
































