*YAWN*  I’m so not ready for the week.  I hate waking up feeling as if I’ve been pulverized by a steamroller in the night.  And waking up knowing that it is a MONDAY just makes it that much worse.  So you’ll have to excuse me if I seem to be crabby and disjointed.  Though I wager you’d all probably worry if I was ever anything less, right?

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So ya’ll totally didn’t get the point of my post yesterday.  It’s all good.  See, I don’t really care if he takes long showers.  I don’t care if he takes hot showers.  I REALLY don’t care if he takes long, hot showers.  If the smoke alarm goes off, it doesn’t REALLY bother me.  The baby can fall back asleep, the dogs can be beat into submission, peace will reign once more.  No big.  What I was really looking for was people who would agree with me that it was silly for him to get all defensive about something that isn’t really that big of a deal.  I wanted people to agree with me that the smoke alarm went off because of his long, hot showers.  Not that he shouldn’t take them, or they shouldn’t be long, or that they shouldn’t be hot.  I wasn’t even looking for people to back up the whole “turn on the fan, doofus!” thing (though that was nice).  But not one person chimed in with “Yeah, Kile is completely silly for getting defensive and OBVIOUSLY it is the hot shower that sets off the smoke alarm.  DUH!”

Ya’ll are officially fired.

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I watched (mostly) the Golden Globes last night.  Meh.  What I saw wasn’t much of a surprise.  I don’t think Robert Pattinson was there and already that’s a huge detraction in my book.  I think it’s kinda funny that the movies that one the two big awards are small movies.  I don’t have a chance in hell of seeing either of them before Oscar season.

The best part was Heath Ledger winning for “The Dark Knight”.  I about cried.  Chris Nolan’s acceptance speech was wonderful.  And I just couldn’t help but think what a damn shame it was that he wasn’t there to accept that award himself.  So freakin’ sad.  But I’m very glad he won.  He deserved that one.

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Evie is so damned cute that I think I’m going to eat her.

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Okay, I need to figure out what all I need to get done today.  Empty the dishwasher, take out the trash, more knitting, figure out some online stuff, maybe get some things ready to sell?  At least I’ve already put away all the clean diapers that came out of the dryer this morning.  That’s SOMETHING.

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Damn.  I hate Mondays.

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PS:  I forgot to include the BEST thing.  Perhaps the only thing that could make a sucky Monday shine.  I got this from Kile who got it from Loralee and if you’ve seen/heard it already, I apologize.  But if you haven’t, then YOU’RE WELCOME.  Be sure to have your speakers on so you can hear it.  It’s the funniest damn thing.

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/