- Drink a Rockstar Punched which has an INSANE amount of caffeine in it.

- Be led to believe that I won’t be getting a MacBook on Friday after all.

-Literally “squee” when my husband shows up a hour later, MacBook in hand.

- Ditch Charter cable and get DirecTV.

- Wait an extra hour and a half for satellite installer to show up.

- Wait another hour and a half for him to finish and LEAVE ALREADY.

- Discover that the installer has turned off not just the Charter cable but our phones and Internet too.

- Witness my husband restore my Internet pretty much effortlessly.

- Have pizza and do a little shopping at Best Buy and Walmart

- Have a hell of a time falling asleep and blame it not just on the uber-stimulating day I’ve had but on the can of Rockstar Punched.  Seriously, that stuff is HARD CORE.

- Fall down stairs while carrying laundry basket full of freshly cleaned cloth diapers and knock the wind out of myself in the process.  Also procure impressive bruise on my hind quarters.  Nice.

- Dress daughter in new knit capri pants I finished this last week and get no less than 4 separate people stopping me to tell me how cute they are.

- Go to Ben Franklin Crafts and get some plain wool yarn to practice some dying techniques on.

- Go to Target and drool over all the loveliness there.  Walk away with some mighty fine snacks to munch on (Chocolate Chip Cherry Oat cookies!).

- Go to Sam’s Club where I am floored and completely and irrevocably spoiled by the purchase of a Canon PowerShot SX110 IS camera.  The same one I’ve been wanting for several months now.  Fall head over heels in love with not just the camera but my very generous husband.  Again.

- Have dinner with the family at Applebee’s where Liam sits in a booster and Evie in the high chair.  The kids are growing up.  SIGH.

- Buy a fabulous brownie at Whole Foods and proceed to die and go to Chocolate Heaven.

- Watch “Enchanted” with the family and decide it’s a very cute movie.  Also decide that DirecTV kicks Charter’s ASS.

- Drink seriously caffeinated coffee for breakfast and literally develop the shakes.  Maybe it’s time to cut back on the caffeine.

- Head out to do some more shopping.  For the third day in a row.  Oy.

- Buy mostly grocery stuff, so nothing very exciting.

- Decide while at Walmart that everyone who has run there for a last minute trip before the Super Bowl begins totally SUCKS and I hate their guts.

- Am very happy that the store has cleared out by the time we go to checkout and the lines are mercifully short.

- Talk to my mother on the phone and wish her a happy birthday.

- Help put away groceries.  Well.  Mostly, anyhow.

- Turn on the rest of the Super Bowl… not for the game but for the commercials.

- Become a major nerd when I totally geek out over the “Transformers” sequel commercial with my nine year old.  Seriously.  That movie looks BITCHIN’.

Annnnnd…. that’s it.  So far, at least.  WHEW.  I need a nap.

It has been an absolutely INSANE couple of days around these parts. And I promise a half-way decent post very soon. And probably a post with more pictures than you could ever hope to want to see. But in the meantime, I wanted to share this gem with you guys. Because I love you all and I want you to laugh.