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How to get me to read your blog post

by Marilyn on October 18, 2008

I subscribe to a lot of blogs.   A LOT.  And, to be honest, I simply don’t have the time (or patience) to read everything.  I don’t know who would, without spending 100% of their life on the computer.  So there are some posts that I skip.  And some that I don’t.  I thought I would share some things that I look for when scanning through my reader and what generally catches my eye, versus what I generally mark as read and move past.  WIthout further ado, here’s how to get me to read your blog post:

  • Publish full feeds.  I cannot stress this enough.  When I’m crunched for time, the blogs that publish partial feeds are the first ones I skip (and that’s if I’ve even subscribed to them in the first place).  If you don’t care enough to put up the full feed, I don’t care enough to click through to read the post.  Simple enough.
  • Avoid long chunks of text.  This means long paragraphs that aren’t broken up.  I’ve been known to do this myself, so I apologize.  But when flipping through reader, trying to get things read, I tend to skip over the posts that are just large blocks of text because, quite frankly, they take the longest time to read.
  • Don’t post about sports.  Or music.  I don’t care.  I’m not a sports fan.  And I’m not a music fan.  So post your fantasy football picks and your favorite You Tube videos all you want, but I’m gonna pass.  It’s just not my cup of tea.
  • Don’t start off a post by warning me that this is a long post.  Because I will glance at the clock and say to myself, “Oy, I don’t have time for a long post.”  And I will skip it.  And then I’ll go back a week later and mark it as read because I still don’t have and now the post is hopelessly outdated.
  • Include pictures.  I love to read posts that have lots of pictures.  The pictures are not only interesting to look at but break up the monotony of the text.
  • Post little snippets.  Not every post has to be a super-long narrative.  A small conversation from the day, a picture you took, a thought that made you stop and think again… I love these.  They’re interesting, quick to read and then I can move on to the next post.  I often don’t follow this one.  I’m sorry.
  • Vary the tone of your posts.  You may be going through a rough time, but if EVERY post is depressing then I’m going to want to skip over them.  I’ve tried to be particularly mindful of this and that’s why after a couple of “woe is me” posts, I’ll try to post something light.  If I see the fifth whiny post in a row from someone I subscribe to, that post gets put on the chopping block.  And if it keeps up, I unsubscribe altogether.
  • Don’t post a lot about an issue that I am opposed to.  This is particularly true during election season.  Now, this isn’t something that a lot of people can (or should) help.  But the fact of the matter is, if I subscribe to a blog and then they start ranting about liberals or how McCain is the Second Coming?  I’m not going to read it.  NOPE.  I guess this is why I’ve TRIED (not always successfully) to tone down my own political posts.  Because I know half of everyone wouldn’t want to read that.
  • Don’t just put out posts full of links to your other blog gigs.  If I open up a blog and see that the latest post is full of links to their paying gigs and nothing else?  I skip it.  If I want to read their other blogs, I’m already subscribed to them and hence already know about the posts over there.  A better way to promote your other gigs is to throw a line or two in at the bottom of a regular post with a link.  I’m far more likely to actually read that.
  • Keep review posts to a review blog.  Even if you aren’t a member of BlogHerAds and don’t need to separate the two.  Because when a blog I subscribe to publishes a review for something I don’t care about (or worse, that smacks of “pay per post” type deals), I skip the post.  Again, like I said above, put a link in a regular post to your review blog.  If it’s something I’m interested in learning about or if there’s an associated giveaway, I’ll go check it out.   I do subscribe to some review blogs and some of the posts I read and some I don’t.  But I like to know, going in, that that’s what I’m going to find.

That pretty much covers it for me.  So I want to turn the question on you guys.  What posts do you generally skip when you’re trying to burn through your readers?  What makes you more likely to read a blog post?  Do you have any hot-button issues (like the full feeds thing is for me)?

The Great Twilight Roundup

by Marilyn on October 10, 2008

So I finished “Breaking Dawn” last night.  I’ve been holding off talking about the book until I was done, so now the time has come to give my honest and forthright opinion.  It took me a little longer than most people to finish the books, but my reading time is limited.  Still, I was reading every moment I had a chance, often while nursing Evie before naptime and bedtime.  Evie probably won’t know what to think since I won’t be holding a book over her head anymore.

I started of “Twilight” not feeling that impressed.  In fact, I was pretty scornful.  Everyone and their dog was reading these books and sometimes I tend to roll my eyes in the general direction of fads.  Not always, but more and more as the years pass.  But I was intrigued.  Who was this “Edward” fellow and was he REALLY that great? (note: yes he is)  So I stuck through it, even though the first half of the book was pretty dull.  The writing wasn’t that spectactular and I thought Bella was kind of a twit.  I was very tired of her “all these boys want to go out with me!  Boo hoo!” shtick.  Give me a break.

And then.  Then things picked up with the infamous trip to Port Angeles and from there, the book went a lot quicker and was a lot more interesting.  In fact, by the time we got to the baseball game, I was convinced I was reading the best book in all the world.

I went out right away and got “New Moon”.  Now, that was a different book.  And, to be honest, I still don’t get the Team Jacob people.  Sure, he was nice and all.  He helped her when she was at her lowest, blah blah blah.  But he’s no Edward.  There’s just no comparison.  And his mood swings and hasseling Bella all the time really wore on my nerves.   But, yet again, the book picked up towards the end when Alice showed up.  It was about this time that I decided I sorta loved Alice.  She was all kinds of awesome.  And I practically shrieked aloud with glee when Bella and Edward were finally reuinited.  The Volturi were creepy, to be sure, but I don’t think I felt nearly as creeped out by them as Bella was.  Though their feeding scene was pretty grisly.

Before I was even finished with “New Moon”, I had to go get “Eclipse”.  I didn’t want to chance being left with no book to read, after all.  The timing in this book had me confused for a while.  It seemed like an awful lot of action stuffed into a couple of weeks time.  Which is basically what it was.  Again, I really didn’t care for the triangle with Edward and Jacob because as far as I was concerned it was no contest.  And yes, I was annoyed at Bella for having any feelings at all for Jacob.  Tramp.  But the fight scene at the end was freakin’ awesome and the details on how the vampires are dispatched are both disturbing and fascinating.  Seriously cool.  Oh, that reminds me.  I was also annoyed with Bella’s reluctance to marry Edward.  I didn’t really think her reasons were very good ones, to be honest.  They were pretty weak.  Dude, it’s EDWARD.  I don’t care if you don’t like attention, are nervous about what people will think, don’t like to accept diamonds and whatnot or wear rings… it’s EDWARD.  Don’t make me come to Forks and beat you, woman.

And then we had “Breaking Dawn”.  I was seriously excited to read this book.  A lot of people have bagged on it and I really didn’t think it was that bad.  A lot of people complained about the story getting ridiculous by the end, but I felt it was in line with the rest of the series.  The confrontation went about the way I hoped and expected it would.  Had it actually become a FIGHT, well, I think that would have been awful.  I don’t want to give away too much about this last book, just in case some of you want to read it and haven’t read it (so, you know, NOT YOU Michelle).  But it was ALL fascinating.  The wedding to the honeymoon to the … ahem… “illness”, to Jacob’s perspective, to Bella’s rebirth and everything that came after.  If anything, I was so sad to see this last page and know that it was over.

The End (66/365)
Creative Commons License photo credit: kimberlyfaye

(have you seen the new trailer yet?  GO WATCH.)

Weekday Cuteness

by Marilyn on September 18, 2008

I hope yesterday’s WordPress Bootcamp post was helpful to some people.  I know as far as posts go, they’re not terribly exciting.  But helpful trumps exciting every once in a while.  Still, no one has told me what topic they’d like to see me cover next time.  HINT HINT.

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Oh, and I never announced it, but yeah… new design!  If you’re used to seeing my blog from Google Reader or something, you might want to click over and take a gander.  I’m pretty proud of this particular look.  It’s as close to what I had visualized as I think I could get.  And, as far as I can tell, everything works pretty smoothly.  Sweet!

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Still reading that damned Twilight series.  It has totally taken over my life.  I just finished “New Moon” this afternoon (probably why this post is so late…).   PLEASE SEND HELP (preferrably Edward).

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And, all that said, I have some pictures to share with you.  You know you love it when I do this.  (If you don’t love it, I would thank you to keep your opinions to yourself.)

The Infamous DolphinThis is the infamous “dolphin”.  Liam has an irrational love for this ugly thing. I think it looks like a dog toy.

Dimple GirlYou can just barely glimpse one of her dimples here.  I love her dimples.

Let me have a drink!
I’m not sure if she wanted a drink or if she wanted to dispose of the object that was distracting him from her.

Father and Daughter
I love this picture.  It’s a mutual admiration society.

Naptime Evie
Snapped during a naked naptime.  I want to nibble on her rolls.

On the iPhone
I took this one today while playing around with my iPhone and uploading to flickr.  Can you just not stand the cheeks??

Is this thing on?

by Marilyn on September 3, 2008

There was virtually NO response (except for Casey, thanks Casey!) to the WordPress Bootcamp last week so I have no idea what you guys are interested in hearing about this week (or if you’re even interested at all, for that matter).  So in lieu of that, I won’t be doing a WordPress Bootcamp this week.  See, I’m sure you’re all just HEARTBROKEN, aren’t you?  (*crickets chirp*)

I didn’t even get a lot of response on my review blog when giving away yogurt (YOGURT, people!  Nectar of the gods!) this last weekend.  And I don’t want to hear any “But it was a holiday weekend,” nonsense either.

I feel I must point out that I’m being goofy here.  I don’t really care if anyone entered my yogurt giveaway (thanks to the THREE people who did, though) or if you think my WordPress Bootcamp is a waste of internet space (is there finite internet space?  Something I’ve always wondered…).  It is what it is.  I myself have been rather distracted the last couple of days.  I’ve got about a billion things spinning around in my head and I have the distinct impression that I’m dropping balls right and left.  I know I’m forgetting things that I should be remembering.  But I can’t remember them long enough to, well, remember them.  I think my underactive thyroid is starting to attack my brain cells.

Also, I feel I should tell you that I’m now drinking the kool-aid:

Drinking the Kool-Aid

As you can see, I’m not terribly far into it yet.  I only have time to read about a chapter a day, and that’s just on weekdays because there is ZERO time for reading on weekends (at least this last weekend, which was uber-busy).  And so far I sorta want to punch Bella in the face.  Actually, scratch that, I REALLY want to punch Bella in the face.  And I think I want to punch Stephenie Meyer in the face too.  So I’m hoping it gets better.  Because I’m finding I’m constantly distracted from the story by wanting to punch people.  Is that normal?  Tell me it gets better!

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You’ve seen this “meme” that has been going around where bloggers expound on things that they believe are the “tits”.  I know you have.  I have.  And on more than one blog.  And since I’m a nerdy follower, I’m going to give you all a little list of Things Marilyn Think Are The Tits.

  • Jack’s Big Music ShowAwesome Snack
  • my new iPhone
  • toasted cinnamon raisin bagels with cream cheese
  • that new mayonnaise that has olive oil in it
  • Fall (as opposed to Summer)
  • Obama
  • Rockstar
  • did I mention the iPhone (how did I ever live without it?)
  • getting unexpected goodies in the mail
  • getting expected goodies in the mail
  • snuggling at night with Evie
  • rainy days
  • snowy days
  • Simply Apple
  • for that matter, Starbuck’s Caramel Apple Spice is pretty rockin’ too
  • my minivan

Whew.  I’m all “titsed” out for now.  I better go feed my children some breakfast before it becomes lunchtime.  (oops)  But tell me, what’s on your Tits List these days?

Hot Rods (and other subjects)

by Marilyn on August 12, 2008

Each August Reno has this thing called “Hot August Nights“.  Most years we are out of town for the festivities as they tend to coincide with our anniversary and we’re often down in the Bay Area visiting my family.  But this year, we were down there in July for BlogHer and (gas costing what it does) we weren’t going to be going back.  So, we figured if we had to be in Reno during “Hot August Nights”, we may as well join ‘em.

First, we thought we’d go catch a “Show n’ Shine” at the Grand Sierra Resort.  That was an Epic Fail on our part because the place was a ginormous clusterfuck.  No one could get into the parking lots unless they were driving a classic automobile (but people in normal cars were leaving?  I have NO idea.)  There were cops there directing (or trying to direct) traffic and there were no signs telling anyone where to go and the best we could figure out was that people had to find somewhere else to park and then WALK in.  Which, if you’ve ever seen the Grand Sierra Resort (formerly the Reno Hilton), you realize that’s about a JOKE.  So yeah… no.

We headed southwards towards the Atlantis.  As luck would have it, we found an AWESOME spot very close to the casino doors (this was after some assholes seriously stole a spot out from under our noses and then we were able to get one just as good so it ended up being a FACE ON YOU sort of moment).  We were all feeling a little stressed at that moment because OMG, there were so many people and they were all OBNOXIOUS.  But before we knew it, we were over at the other lot ogling at nifty cars so it was all good.  Here are some of my favorite pictures, you can see the rest of the set here.

Studebaker

Chevy

Hood Ornament

Caddy

Reflection

Truly, “Hot August Nights” is for anyone that can appreciate a shiny car.  Oh, and who doesn’t mind crowds of OBNOXIOUS people.

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I drank the Kool Aid and bought “Twilight” the other night.  As soon as I finish the book I’m reading (”Born in Death” by JD Robb), I’ll start in on it.  I’m a little worried that I’m going to find it wholly ridiculous.  That or incredibly addictive.  I’m not sure which would be worse.

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I kinda love Laurie Berkner.  This is what Noggin has done to me.  I’m seriously having to prevent myself from downloading some of her stuff on iTunes in favor of using that $ for “Dr. Horrible” instead (which I haven’t seen yet.  I KNOW.).  What would I do without Jack’s Big Music Show, Blues Clues and The Backyardigans?  I might have to watch Oswald or Yo Gabba Gabba (or horror of all horrors: Nickelodeon).

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Okay, I just got “Dr. Horrible” off of iTunes.  It’s about time I watched it, don’t you think?  Now here’s the question: can I resist watching it until I get my iPhone or should I just watch it now and be done with it?  Also: why am I wanting to wait until I get my iPhone to watch it anyhow?  Does that make me painfully nerdy?

Wait.  Don’t answer that.

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I saw a quick blurb on The Today Show this morning about Hillary Clinton’s campaign against Obama and how her advisors wanted to portray him as so foreign because he spent so much of his youth in Indonesia and… ahem… HAWAII.

Now, I’m sorry, I don’t often get political on this here blog and all but… SERIOUSLY???

Yes, Indonesia I get… but Hawaii?  Uhm, last I checked, Hawaii was one of the 50 states in the United States of America so how does having roots there (and taking a vacation there, to boot) make him either elitest (according to McCain’s campaign) or unAmerican?

It’s crap like that that seriously makes my brain want to turn to jelly and dribble out my ear.  I’d like to think that we’re all smart enough not to buy such crap but then considering the 2000 and 2004 elections, I’m having my doubts.

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Lordy, is it Tuesday already?  What the heck, yo?