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This one is for Cagey

by Marilyn on November 20, 2008

So in the comments on yesterday’s uber-whiner post, Cagey said she hated posts like that (and so did Michelle, for the record), where I beat myself up (but I’m such an easy target!).  So in an effort to balance everything out nicely, I thought I’d do a post wherein I detail everything that is Totally Awesome about yours truly.   Because while I still believe that in some, way, shape or form that I am a la-hoo-ser, I do recognize that I have some good traits.  Somewhere.  Maybe there in the corner under that layer.  Ahem.  Here goes!

  • I have some really cute kids.  As evidenced by the MONDO picture we picked up yesterday from Sears.  Seriously, ya’ll, it’s adorable.  And you should check out my full review of Sears Portrait Studio while you’re at it. Our Beautiful Kids 
  • I have a fondness for writing that makes up for it’s lack of talent with an excess of enthusiasm.  I may never be a literary genius, but maybe someday I’ll get published.  That’d be awesome. 
  • I love animals.  I always have.  When I was little, before the days of Animal Planet, I used to love to watch those wild animal safari type shows on PBS.  I’ve always loved having pets too.  For a long time, I was a big cat person, but thanks to Tiger, we’re taking a bit of a cat-break right now.  We have our hands full with the dogs now anyhow. 
  • I like to think that I have a decent sense of humor.  This might not be the funniest blog out there and I’m in no way implying that it is.  But I do know funny when I hear (or see) it.  My dad used to always say I had such a great sense of humor.  I love to laugh.  I love to surround myself with funny people. 
  • I love Christmas.  There, I said it.  I know it’s sorta fashionalble anymore to be something of a Scrooge, but I can’t help it.  Tis the Season to be Jolly.  I don’t love the stress associated with the holidays but I absolutely ADORE the wonder.  And I love sharing that wonder with my kids. 
  • In a related vein, I love cold weather.  I love snow and rain and clouds.  I don’t love wind (but then, after living in Nevada you realize it doesn’t need to be cold to be windy).  I can’t wait until this mild weather is gone and we get some real good snow storms.  
  • I’m loyal.  I’m not the sort to ditch out on someone when a “better offer” comes along.  Once I’m a friend with someone, it takes quiet a bit to shake that.  I give my friends the benefit of the doubt in iffy situations.  This has, in the recent past, led to me getting walked over, but I think it’s an important trait to have.  Because if you can’t count on your friends to back you up in times of need, then who can you count on? 
  • I have awesome taste in music and movies.  If I do say so myself.  And I do.  Cuz this is my blog.  And I’m not talking about artsy-fartsy, alternative taste.  Yes, there are some awesome indy movies out there and some fabulous unknown musicians out there.  But I tend towards the mainstream and I love popular movies and music.  It’s the great equalizer.  And look at it this way, I’ll never make you feel bad for loving “Armageddon” (cuz I do too) (but I will hold “The Fast and the Furious” against you because that movie and all it’s spawn are CRAP).  

There you go.  Some of the things that make me awesome.  Don’t you want to be my friend now?

How to get me to read your blog post

by Marilyn on October 18, 2008

I subscribe to a lot of blogs.   A LOT.  And, to be honest, I simply don’t have the time (or patience) to read everything.  I don’t know who would, without spending 100% of their life on the computer.  So there are some posts that I skip.  And some that I don’t.  I thought I would share some things that I look for when scanning through my reader and what generally catches my eye, versus what I generally mark as read and move past.  WIthout further ado, here’s how to get me to read your blog post:

  • Publish full feeds.  I cannot stress this enough.  When I’m crunched for time, the blogs that publish partial feeds are the first ones I skip (and that’s if I’ve even subscribed to them in the first place).  If you don’t care enough to put up the full feed, I don’t care enough to click through to read the post.  Simple enough.
  • Avoid long chunks of text.  This means long paragraphs that aren’t broken up.  I’ve been known to do this myself, so I apologize.  But when flipping through reader, trying to get things read, I tend to skip over the posts that are just large blocks of text because, quite frankly, they take the longest time to read.
  • Don’t post about sports.  Or music.  I don’t care.  I’m not a sports fan.  And I’m not a music fan.  So post your fantasy football picks and your favorite You Tube videos all you want, but I’m gonna pass.  It’s just not my cup of tea.
  • Don’t start off a post by warning me that this is a long post.  Because I will glance at the clock and say to myself, “Oy, I don’t have time for a long post.”  And I will skip it.  And then I’ll go back a week later and mark it as read because I still don’t have and now the post is hopelessly outdated.
  • Include pictures.  I love to read posts that have lots of pictures.  The pictures are not only interesting to look at but break up the monotony of the text.
  • Post little snippets.  Not every post has to be a super-long narrative.  A small conversation from the day, a picture you took, a thought that made you stop and think again… I love these.  They’re interesting, quick to read and then I can move on to the next post.  I often don’t follow this one.  I’m sorry.
  • Vary the tone of your posts.  You may be going through a rough time, but if EVERY post is depressing then I’m going to want to skip over them.  I’ve tried to be particularly mindful of this and that’s why after a couple of “woe is me” posts, I’ll try to post something light.  If I see the fifth whiny post in a row from someone I subscribe to, that post gets put on the chopping block.  And if it keeps up, I unsubscribe altogether.
  • Don’t post a lot about an issue that I am opposed to.  This is particularly true during election season.  Now, this isn’t something that a lot of people can (or should) help.  But the fact of the matter is, if I subscribe to a blog and then they start ranting about liberals or how McCain is the Second Coming?  I’m not going to read it.  NOPE.  I guess this is why I’ve TRIED (not always successfully) to tone down my own political posts.  Because I know half of everyone wouldn’t want to read that.
  • Don’t just put out posts full of links to your other blog gigs.  If I open up a blog and see that the latest post is full of links to their paying gigs and nothing else?  I skip it.  If I want to read their other blogs, I’m already subscribed to them and hence already know about the posts over there.  A better way to promote your other gigs is to throw a line or two in at the bottom of a regular post with a link.  I’m far more likely to actually read that.
  • Keep review posts to a review blog.  Even if you aren’t a member of BlogHerAds and don’t need to separate the two.  Because when a blog I subscribe to publishes a review for something I don’t care about (or worse, that smacks of “pay per post” type deals), I skip the post.  Again, like I said above, put a link in a regular post to your review blog.  If it’s something I’m interested in learning about or if there’s an associated giveaway, I’ll go check it out.   I do subscribe to some review blogs and some of the posts I read and some I don’t.  But I like to know, going in, that that’s what I’m going to find.

That pretty much covers it for me.  So I want to turn the question on you guys.  What posts do you generally skip when you’re trying to burn through your readers?  What makes you more likely to read a blog post?  Do you have any hot-button issues (like the full feeds thing is for me)?

A Tale of Teen Angst - Chapter 1

by Marilyn on September 23, 2008

A little foreword: This book has no “official” title.  From the copy I have, I can see I called  part 1 “The Icebound Princess”  and part 2 “An Obligation to Devotion”.  GAG.  This should give you a little warning on what to expect.  Basically: This is no award winner here.  It’s fluff.  And poorly written fluff at that.  But… could be entertaining to look at and go, “OMG, Marilyn was such a loser as a teenager.” (This presumes that I’m not still a loser, but let’s just go with this, mmkay?)  Also, as a little background: This was written from March of 1992 to June of 1994.  The first part took place six years previous, so in the mid-80’s.  Confused yet?  Get used to it.  I also had a really hard time not editing this as I re-typed it.  REALLY HARD.  If I need to, I will interject “editor’s notes” but I’ll try to keep that to a minimum.

Chapter 1:

* * Hillary * *

“Wow, what a sunset,” I whispered to myself.  I stood at the rail of the large cruise ship.  I was watching the golden sun slip under the horizon formed only by the still ocean.  The resulting color was a shocking red.  I smiled to myself.  Red was my favorite color.  I even had red hair.  Not the bright orange-red color you’re always hearing about, but a dark red-brown.

I took a deep breath of the fresh sea air.  I would have to thank my parents for taking my brothers and I on this cruise.  This was ten times better than staying home in Mayton, Massachusetts, a small town just outside of Boston.  This cruise to Hawaii was a Christmas present for the whole family.  When I had first heard of the trip, I was reluctant to go.  I didn’t want to have to leave my friends or abandon my figure skating practice.  Then, my parents found out that the cruise people were putting on a Christmas Eve ice show.  That meant there would be an ice rink available to practice on.  In fact, my parents even called the cruise linke before we left.  They asked if they could rent out the rink to me for an hour each morning so I could practice.  The cruise line agreed and I agreed to go along on the cruise, though Ralph, my coach, wouldn’t be there.  Now, I was glad I decided to come.

I noticed some dark clouds forming quickly, marring the beautiful sky.  A storm was coming.  How quickly the weather changed out here on the ocean!  In a way, it reminded me of myself.  My mood was often quick to change.  I could go from pleasant and sweet to irrational and hot-headed in an instant.  I had a terrible temper.  It went well with my red hair and Irish background.

My name was Hillary Elena Jamison.  I was sixteen yeras old and a junior in high school.  I had a twin brother whose name was Ryan Peter.  He was a real doll, though he looked nothing like me and his personality was a direct opposite of mine.  He had dark brown, wavy hair that he kpt short and neat.  He also had blue eyes and was relatively tall.  My dark, red, wavy hair fell down to about the middle of my back in soft curls.  I had large green eyes fringed with thick eyelashes.  I was also very short, between 5′3 and 5′4.  While Ryan was soft-spoken, gentle and sweet, I was excitable, outgoing, quick-tempered and aggressive.  I had my moments, though.  I could be as agreeable as Ryan, when I wanted to be.  And while Ryan had little or no interests or hobbies, I certainly did and it was figure skating.

I had been skating most all of my life.  As soon as I was old enough to walk, my skating career began.  Since then, I’d been struggling to become famous.  I’d been in several competitions, including local and regional championships.  I’d been to Nationals and won several medals and just last year I went to the the World FIgure Skating Championships for the first time.  I placed very low, to my discouragement.  This year, I was staying out of competitions to get in some more practice.  Actually, my loss at the World Championships had really taken me down a notch.  My confidence in my skating had fallen apart.  Of course, I would never tell that to anyone.  I had far too much pride for that.

I also had an older brother, Scott.  He was 18 and a senior in high school.  He had auburn hair, like my mom, and grey eyes.  He was very tall and on the school’s basketball team.  He was really good at sports and a great older brother.  He was always looking out fo rme.

A cold wind blew up, interrupting my thoughts.  Goose bumps rose on my arms.  I didn’t have a coat with me or anthing so I decided to head back to my cabin.  I had one all to myself, thanks to my parents and their money.  They are really loaded.  As I hurried along the empty deck, I glanced down at my gold watch with it’s leather band.  5:45?  I was supposed to meet my family at 6:00 for dinner!  I’d never have enough time to change my outfit.  I began to run.

I dodge past passengers and turned several sharp corners.  I began to run faster as I heard thunder rolling in the distance.  I turned one corner very quickly and smacked right into someone, knocking them over.

“Oh, my God!  I’m so sorry!” I gushed, trying to help my victim up.  “I shouldn’t have been running so fast.”

The person took my hand and got to their feet.  It was a young man, around my age.  And he was gorgeous.  He was tall, like Scott, and very well built.  I could see his muscles on his arms from under his cotton polo shirt.  He had dark brown hair that curled softly at the ends and brown eyes  that were like twin pools of melted chocolate.  And his smile!  When he smiled at me, I instantly felt my knees go weak.  It was the type of smile that completely blew a person away.  I stood there, still holding his hand, numb with shock.

Biting the bullet

by Marilyn on September 22, 2008

Okay.  I’m going to do it.  I’m posting that horror of a story I wrote when I was in high school.  Enough of you said, “Yeah, go ahead and post it,” that I feel I have to give the people what they want.  Even when I know it’s bad for them (sorta like a cashier at McDonald’s).

The first trainwreck chapter is going up first thing in the morning.  I’m a little scared.  I’m worried that y’all will think less of me when if you read it.  It’s actually worse than I initially thought.  The grammar is… questionable.  The sentence structure is… scary.  The plot is… nonexistant.  BUT… it’s too late now.  I’m invested.  I’m going forward with this for at least as long as interest calls for it.

So… that’s all.  I had nothing else to say.

Has it been done to death?

by Marilyn on September 19, 2008

So I have a very important question for you, The Internets.  See, I have this… book that I wrote back in the Dark Ages (otherwise known as high school).  And I was thinking of, you know, posting it on here.  Mostly for fun because I haven’t even glanced at it in at least ten years and I’m fairly certain the quality is nothing short of ATROCIOUS.  It would be not unlike Frema’s fabeled “Tragic Love Friday” (which actually DIDN’T suck, but whatever).

So what do you think?  Should I do it?  Would anyone (anyone??) be interested?  Cuz I’m thinking we could all have a good laugh at my expense with this one.  To give you a taste: it features both a frosty figure skater and a cruise to Hawaii and a Nissan 300ZX.  OH MY.

(If you’re reading this from a reader and can’t see the poll, please click through and vote. If you don’t it’ll hurt my feelings.)