This is surely a sign that I have gotten old


See this picture? I nabbed it off Pinterest but I’ve come across it before. And every time I see it, I think, “Oh my God… YES.”. Because I so totally do this. I consistently loose an entire decade. When people talk about something in 1992 having taken place 20 years ago, I ALWAYS think, rather derisively, “Fools, they mean ten years ago. Pfft.” (Even now, as I wrote the above sentence I had to stop and figure out if it was right. This totally proves my point.)

What the heck?? Why do I do this? The only possible explanation is the 2000’s were so heinous that I blocked them from my memory. I just erased an entire decade from my consciousness. And it would appear, via Pinterest, that I am not the only one.

Which leads me to conclude that my generation has officially become OLD. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go find my Metamucil and yell at some kids to get off my lawn.